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Programmer Shayari

Posted by: Munna on: February 8, 2009

Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar [...]

Haseeno ke Baap

Posted by: Munna on: January 15, 2009

Boy:  Kaash, in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Girl:  Aisa mat keh aye zaalim, ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

Wo kisi aur ke saath

Posted by: Munna on: January 15, 2009

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum

Posted by: Munna on: August 8, 2008

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.
Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…
Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

Bewafa Sanam

Posted by: Munna on: July 21, 2008

Ham unki yad me ithne roye, ithne roye,
ke ro rokar bucket bhar gayi.
wo sali ithni bewafa nikli,
ki, bucket lekar toilet chali gayi.

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,

Posted by: Munna on: July 21, 2008

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha…,
maine propose kia SMS se,
kambakth wo uski shadi thak pnding tha…!


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