1…God won’t ask what kind of car you drove;
He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.

2… God won’t ask the square footage of your house,
He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.! ;

3…God won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He’ll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4… God won’t ask what your highest salary was,
He’ll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5… God won’t ask what your job title was,
He’ll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6…God won’t ask how many friends you had,
He’ll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7… God won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He’ll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8… God won’t ask about the color of your skin,
He’ll ask about the content of your character.

9…God won’t ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He’ll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10…God won’t ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He’ll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

Read Carefully:

Happy moments,  praise God.
Difficult moments,  seek God.
Quiet moments,  worship God.
Painful moments,  trust God.
Every moment,  thank God.

Ishq or dosthi meri zindagi ke do rasthe hai,
Ishq meri rona aur dosti mere hasna hai,
Ishq pe kar doon fida mein apni sari zindagi
Magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban hai.

Teri Yaad Mai Aansoo Ka Samandar Banaa Liya,
Tanhaai Ke Shehar Main Apna Ghar Banaa Liya.
Na Toot-tha Dil Hamara, Sunaa Tha Log Pujthe Hai Patther Ko…
Es Liye Patthar Sa Dil Ko, Sheeshe Ka Banaa Liya.

Dil Dedo Kissi Ek Ko, Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko.
Yeh Koi Mandir Kaa Parsad Nahi Jo Bante Rahe Her Ik Ko.
Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko…
Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ik Ko..

Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto.
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’?
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview:

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…
He drank poison & said: Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha…
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bivi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: King Ashoka’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Ashoka’’s skeleton when he was child
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Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo. Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
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Customer:         I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?
Operator:          Where did you get that number from, sir?
Customer:        It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator:         Sir, they are our opening hours.
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Samsung Electronics
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Caller:               Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator:        I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.
Caller:               On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?
Operator:        I think you mean the telephone point on the wall.
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RAC Motoring Services
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Caller:            Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?
Operator:     Doesn’t the product name give you a clue?
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in France):
If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?
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Directory Enquiries
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Caller:            I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please.
Operator:     I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct?
Caller:            Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator:    Woven? Are you sure?’
Caller:           Yes. That’s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on.
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Tech Support:       I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer:              OK.
Tech Support:       Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer:               No.
Tech Support:       OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer:               No.
Tech Support:       OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer:             Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.
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Tech Support:     OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?
Customer:           Wow. How can you see my screen from there?
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Caller:               I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realized that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?
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Must Read it:

There’s always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for ‘Termination without Cause’.

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now, I know why they record these conversations! ):

Operator:           Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?’
Caller:                 ‘Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect. ‘
Operator:          ‘What sort of trouble??’
Caller:                 ‘Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.’
Operator:           ‘Went away?’
Caller:                ‘They disappeared. ‘
Operator:           ‘Hmm So what does your screen look like now?’
Caller:                ‘Nothing.’
Operator:          ‘Nothing??’
Caller:                ‘It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.’
Operator:           ‘Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??’
Caller:                ‘How do I tell?’
Operator:           ‘Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??’
Caller:                ‘What’s a sea-prompt?’
Operator:           ‘Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?’
Caller:                ‘There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.’
Operator:           ‘Does your monitor have a power indicator??’
Caller:                ‘What’s a monitor?’
Operator:           ‘It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on??’
Caller:                ‘I don’t know.’
Operator:           ‘Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??’
Caller:                ‘Yes, I think so.’
Operator:           ‘Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.
Caller:                ‘Yes, it is.’
Operator:           ‘When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??’
Caller:                ‘No.’
Operator:           ‘Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.’
Caller:                ‘Okay, here it is.’
Operator:           ‘Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.’
Caller:                ‘I can’t reach.’
Operator:           ‘Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??’
Caller:                ‘No.’
Operator:           ‘Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??’
Caller:                ‘Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle – it’s because it’s dark.’
Operator:           ‘Dark??’
Caller:                ‘Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator:           ‘Well, turn on the office light then.’
Caller:                ‘I can’t.’
Operator:          ‘No? Why not??’
Caller:                ‘Because there’s a power failure.’
Operator:           ‘A power……. .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now.
Operator:           Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??’
Caller:                ‘Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.’
Operator:           ‘Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.’
Caller:                ‘Really? Is it that bad?’
Operator:           ‘Yes, I’m afraid it is.’
Caller:                ‘Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??’
Operator:           ‘Tell them you’re too f — ing stupid to own a computer!!!! !
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Everybody wants to tell their partner that how much they love them. Even if you don’t tell you should do the same. Now you would want to know what you could do to keep your relationship stronger and fresh and full of life!

Here are some ideas which could be beneficial in keeping your relationship fresh throughout the twelve months. The basic idea involved is to be ‘romantic’:

A cute greeting card:
You must have felt on many occasions how important the greeting cards are. Without any special occasion, you could give your partner a card with the theme ‘I love you’.

Leave hand-written notes for your sweetheart :
If you don’t fancy giving the card directly in hand, you could write ‘I Love You’ on a paper, on a dry leaf (if you know bit of art), on an envelope with some tiny gift inside (Like a pen, a key chain) and hide it in his/her drawer or his/her wallet. It would be a real fun for him/her to find these notes. Try It! These will make him/her feel special.

Magic of touch heal :
It is said that ‘Human touch is a great healer’. Now, whenever you get a chance and as often you can remember touch his/her knee, shoulder, hand or back with your hand.

Arrange a surprise picnic :
You arrange a day out to a park with her/him. This could be more loving if it is a surprise picnic. It would show that you are willing to go an extra mile to keep your relationship alive.

Hold the face to make him/her feel extra special :
You could hold his/her face in your hands; this is also a loving human touch. It might connect you back to the good old, your first days.

A beautiful Massage for your sweetheart :
You could give foot rubs (You could use some essential oils); shoulder rubs to each other which will give relaxation to his/her body.

Share Some Activities to give comfort :
Try out things which are not done in the normal routine likewise you could share some of his/her activities while giving a level of ‘comfort’ to your partner. You could help out in cooking, in hanging out the clothes, looking after the baby while she could have a nap, help cleaning his/her vehicle etc.

Sing a romantic song to show how much you love him/her :
You could sing a song he/she loves. You don’t have to be a good singer for this. The main thing you try achieving here is to give a ‘Comfort Zone’ to the person.

Cooking :
If most of the time she is cooking for you, how about getting up little early and makes a nice meal/breakfast and have it together, in the bed or at the table. It could be a surprise meal.

Surprise :
Without any occasion, you could surprise him/her by giving a beautiful flower of his/her choice. Hopefully you will try these tips, and be happy to be successful. Make your relationship alive and loving. That is life!

Tips from 7 different Girls.. Know how girls want to be proposed, so that you can propose them in their expected way.

Girl 1 Says :
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Hmm
You got to do it, when she least expects it, but dont forget it HAS to be romantic!
Every girl, dreams of the day, the guy will go on his knees and ask her to marry him. Plan it out, you can do it in two ways:
1) Go with her somewhere fun and then get all romantic, maybe a night at the hotel, or at a spa or sth
2) Go out with her to dinner, and do it old school..
But lsn watever you do. Do NOT let her get an idea you are gna propose to her, it GOT to be a surprise, and trust me, if its a surprise, it will be amazing no matter how you’ll do it
Hope it works out propose
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Girls 2 Says:
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I’m a romantic, but I don’t like ‘cheesy’ proposals – so I’d hate if the ring was hidden in the cake or in a glass of champagne, or if a waiter did that movie thing of bringing a red rose and a ring…well, not *hate*, but I would be too busy laughing at the lameness to respond!
Personally I’d like to be proposed somewhere intimate with personal meaning – the place we had our first date, the house/flat we’re moving into (I have a vision of walking in through the door when we first move in and there’s a romantic dinner set out and he gets right down on one knee – lovely). It’d be nice to be proposed to on my birthday as well – best present in the world! As long as I love him and want to marry him and it is done with some thought (not just him turning to me one day and saying ‘let’s get married!’) then really it doesn’t matter.

Although I do have a cute story about a friend’s proposal – she walked into her house on Valentine’s day and found a rose on the doormat and a trail of rose petals, which she followed through the house and out onto the terrace where her boyfriend was waiting on one knee. Lovely.
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Girl 3 Says:
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I think you should do it on Christmas morning, tie a string to her ring finger, and then from the other end let the ring slide down or maybe a puppy and put the ring on the collar. Either way i hope you make it romantic and definitely a story that you’ll be able to tell your children and grandchildren. All women want their ways that they were proposed to to be more memorable than any could ever be
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Girl 4 Says:
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In private some where special. my man asked me to marry him on a pier at Lake Michigan in a town Called frankfort. we were the only ones on the Pier that day.. you can do it on christmas even in the morning you can cook her breakfast put one rose with the breakfast after she is done eating you hand he one red rose tell how much you love her and how much you want to spend the rest of your life with her. hand her the ring in a nice wrapped up box then ask her to marry her.
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Girl 5 Says:
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This is how id like to be proposed to on Christmas day… Somewhere not too special, no huge dinner and good wine, it will give away the surprise.

I would like it under the stars somewhere, on the beach watching the sun set. tell her that you will be exchanging gifts at your special gifts away from family and friends.

If she likes chocolates of perfume (i am a perfume lover) remove the contents and place the ring box inside. wrap as normal… give her your gift first, she would not expect the proposal. once she has removed the box, propose…

I think its a sweet way…

Just my idea… hope it helps in some way…
Im a simple girl- dont get me wrong- i like being spoilt, i just would like my proposal to be something more than supper and wine… simple is important to me… i would never forget that!
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Girl 6 Says:
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take her to the restaurant you had on your first date, then take her to a movie of her choice…… if she chooses a romantic movie….and there s a romantic scene, propose to her there……I always wanted to be proposed at this theme park in our state,,,,theres about roller coasters…. nothing huge like kings Island, but still nice.
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Girl 7 Says:
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My fiancee and I lived 2000km apart from each other when we met. So we used flights each month to see each other. After two years he go a job this side and moved here. The day he arrived, I waited for him at the airport….then a man walked up to me and gave me a red rose…I was like “what?!….then another guy with another single red rose and a lady with another….till all the passengers got of the plane…last but not least my fiancee got off…with a single white rose in his hand…went down on his knee and proposed….

This is our story I hope it’ll ive you inspiration to not only do something special for this girl but also to do something unique!
GOOD LUCK!

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. … so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice … very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! … very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

34. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Doesn’t this all make sense?

What do u think girls?

Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down .

Singer: Akon

Lonely I’m Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I’m so lonely,
cause nobody knows what i’m feeling
Nobody knows
Nobody knows but me
That I sometimes cry
If I could pretend that I’m asleep When my tears start to fall
I peek out from behind these walls
I think nobody knows
Nobody knows no
I’ve always needed some body to guide me to the right way, cause I walk alone

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This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name was Sara. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Salman.

Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Mobilink to Ufone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spent half of the day talking with Salman. Sara’s family knew about their relationship. Salman was very close with Sara’s family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away please bury me with my handphone”. She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn’t carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn’t. Everybody had tried to carry the coffin; the result is still the same. Eventually, they called the Maulvi sahib. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here”. Then her friends told the Maulvi sahib about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All were shocked.

Sara’s parents did not inform Salman that Sara had passed away. After 2 weeks Salman called Sara’s mom.

Salman: “I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don’t tell Sara that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”

Her mother replied: “You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.”

After he came, they told him the truth about Sara. Salman thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “don’t try to fool me… Tell Sara to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense”. Then they showed him her grave.

He said… “It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Salman was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. “See this is from Sara, see this…” He showed the phone to Sara’s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Sara & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Maulvi sahib’s help again. The Maulvi sahib brought his aide to solve this matter. He & his aide worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing…

Ufone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, their network follows!!!

Never in my life have I read such a Post…Wasted ten minutes coz of this… What do you think…?

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These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.
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A class teacher once said:
“pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

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Once a Hindi Teacher said:
“I’m going out of the world to America..”.. ..lol…

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A professor said:
“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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A class teacher:
Dont..laugh at the back benches…Otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem and then she said:
“Why is fan not oning?” (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood…
“Write down ur name and father of ur name!!”

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A professor:
“Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

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“Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me”……
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The Manager started like this:
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board.

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“Will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
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Librarian Scold: “If u will talk again, I will kneel down outside”
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A Chemistry HOD comes and says:
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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“Tomorrow call ur parents, especially MOTHER and FATHER”
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A class teacher:
“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!”
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Our lab assistant said this when a student wrote wrong code..
“I understand. u understand. Computer how understand??

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When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

This Poem is touched my heart and I have collected this Poem from Here.

Even though I said that final good-bye
Even though it was all up to me
I still cry
I still cry for when we were the best of friends
For the nights we spent together
And for what was never suppose to be
I cry not for u or me but because of what was never there
I cry for what was in my mind and how it will never be again
To stop crying is something I somewhat learned from u
Too many kisses led to the tragedy
Too many hugs that felt for nothing
Too many tears frozen just because of that one simple good-bye
Too many emotions defrosted because I stood up for myself and lost someone special
But that’s in the past and that’s where it needs to stay
Forever I will remember the frozen tear that meant so much to me and nothing to u
One more frozen tear cried and I will forever say my final good-bye

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

Is tarah merey dil key bohuth kareeb ho tum,
Jis tarah phool ke paas pathang rahenge.
Merey aangan mein lagey phool gawahi denge.
Tum ko maloom ho ya na ho shayad kabhi…!

Meiney tab sey kisi phool ko dekha bhi nahi,
Tum ko jab se socha hey, Phir tum ko hi socha hey
Tumharey siwa, kisi aur ko socha bhi nahi
Tum ko maloom ho shayad ya na ho kabhi…..!

Meri ratein, Tumhari yadon sey sajee rehti hein,
Meri sansein, Tumhari khushbo mein basi rehti hein,
Meri ankhon mein tumhara khwab sajaa rehta hein,
Haan, Merey dil mein tumhara hi aks basa rehta hein.

Boy:  Kaash, in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Girl:  Aisa mat keh aye zaalim, ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein ,
Dil dooba hai gamo ki garai mein,
Hume mat dhoundna duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe tumahi parchaai mein.

When a Girl Cries: The World “Consoles” her.
But when a Boy cries, They say: Come on man don’t be A “Girl”.

If A Girl slaps a Boy: Definitely the Boy would have “done something”.
If Boy Slaps a Girl: Rascal, doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”.

If a Girl is talking to Boys: She is “Very Friendly”.
If a Boy talks to a Girl: He is “Flirting”.

If a Girl meets with an accident, Then its: “mistake of others”.
If a Boy meets with same accident: “Don’t you know how to Drive?”.

01. Call an old friend, just to say ‘Hi’.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to, where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.
71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.

The Power Of Thought:
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about others and ourselves. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her.

The Power Of Respect:
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect asks yourself, “What do I respect about myself?” To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself “What do I respect about them?”

The Power Of Giving:
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.

The Power Of Friendship:
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other’s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

The Power Of Touch:
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The Power Of Letting Go:
If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it’s yours, if it doesn’t, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. “Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me – today is the beginning of a new life.”

The Power Of Communication:
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: “I Love you.” Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word – it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and.. Why are you waiting?

The Power Of Commitment:
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.

The Power Of Passion:
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The Power Of Trust:
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels wrapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, “Do I trust them completely and unreservedly? ” If the answer is “no”, think carefully before making a commitment.

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Today ma friend sent me a SMS. A Love Story, that touched ma heart. They are made for each other. The BOY has been FANAA in that girl for the promise.

A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately, the girl died…. When dying, she said..
“Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche,
Thu milega mujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par thu tho ab ek bewafa nikla,
Ek thu hi nahi tha mere Janaze ke peeche”

That time the boy said..
“Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche,
Mai milunga tujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par tum ne hi mudke na dekha..
Ek aur Janaza tha tere Janase ke peeche”

Tahna tahna rote hain,
Mehfil mehfil gaate hain.
Unki bewafai bhool ke,
Unke pyaar ko gungunaate hain.
Aur kya kahen kis kis tarah aasoon chhipaate hain,
Woh dhundte hain hasne ke bahaane
Hum gum me bhi muskraate hain………

Movie : Kabhi Kabhi (1975)
Producer : Yash Chopra Films
Title : Kabhi Kabhi mere dil mein
Singers : Mukesh and Lata Mangeshkar
Music : Khayyaam
Lyrics : Sahir Ludhiyanvi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke jaise tujko banaya gaya hai mere liye.

Tu ab se pehle sitaron mein bas rahi thi kahin,
tuje jamin pe bulya gaya he mere liye.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke ye badan ye nighanon meri amanat hai,

yeh geshuon ki ghani chhaon hai meri khatir,
ye hothon aur yeh bahen meri amanat hai.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke jaise bajti hai shenhaiyan si rahon mein,

Suhag raat hai ghoonghat utha raha hoon mein,
Simat rahi he tu sharma ke meri bahon mein.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
jaise tu muje chehagi umrabhar younhi.

Utthegi meri taraf pyaar ki nazar younhi,
main janta hun ke tu gair magar younhi.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai.

Hoton pe mohabbat ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samundar ke khazane nahi aate,

Palkein bhi chamak ut-thi hain sothe huwe hamaari,
Aankhon ko abhi khwab chupaane nahi aate,

Dil ujdi huwee ek saraaye ki tarah hai,
Abb log yahaan raath bithane nahi aate,

Yaaro naye mausam ne yeh ehsaan kiye hain,
Abb yaad mujhe dard puraane nahi aate,

Udne-dho parindon ko abhi shokh havaa mein,
Phir laut ke bachpan ke zamaane nahi aate,

Iss sheher ke baadal teri zulf kee tarah hai,
Yeh aag lagathe hain, bujhaane nahi aate,

Ehbab bhi gairon kee adaa seekh gaye hai,
Aate hain magar dil ko dukhane nahi aate.

Maana Bikhra Hoon Main Abhi; Maine Khwab Phiroye They
Teri Sanson Main Gum Hoon Abhi; Meri Chah Yeh Adhoori Hai
Mushkilein Jab Bhi Aa Jayengi; Dard Had Se Guzar Jayega
Koi Ghum Na Phir Hoga Mujhay ; Jab Khuwabon Mein Tum Aao Gey
Abb To Aadat Si Hai Mujh Ko Aise Jeeney Mein
Duur Jitna Bhi Tum Mujh Se Paas Terey Mein
Abb To Aadat See Hai Mujh Ko Aisey Jeeney Mein

Aaj dil dukha..Tum yad aayen
Anjane log he, apne kaha dhoond payen…

Jaagey hain soye nahin
Aisi he meri yeh bechaini
Din bhi wahi, ratein wahi
Sanson mein sansen hain nahin

Hum jiske liye ro pade,
Woh ansuon ko humare paani samajh gaye..

Hum jiske liye chita par lait gaye,
Wo hamari chita ko mazakh samjh kar uspar muskura gaye..

Ghum iss baat ka nahin ki, woh humein samajh nahin paye,
Ghum iss baat ka hain ke, unhein muskurata hua dekh nahin paye … !

Karta hoon dua tujhe paane ki..
Kabhi koshish.. tujhe bhool jaane ki.

Par nadi ke un do kinaron si..
Likhi usne taqdeer hamari.
Na likha kabhi milna hamara..
Na likhi kabhi judai hamari.

We all want to get first page on Google search results and do a lot of things. There are some HTML attributes that Google pays no attention to when it goes through its crawling process. Google won’t penalize you for these HTML attributes, but why waste time on these attributes. There may be some exceptions to these rules.

Meta tag keywords and Description: Google crawler doesn’t look your web pages Meta tag key words and their description. But other search engines look for Meta tag keywords and for Meta tag description. It’ better to use Meta tag keyword and description.

Comments Tag: Comments tags are used by designers or web developers in order to understand the code easily. Google search crawler completely ignores the comment tags. It’s always better to delete all the comment code before putting web pages on to the server. Comments are very useful; if more then one webmaster is working on the same web page.

Style Tag: Most of the Websites now a days use a separate CSS file, but it is not possible for webmaster to make a CSS entry for each and every design. Style tags that are present in web pages are also ignored by Google crawler.

Script Tag: Script tag is used to get advantage of JavaScript in web pages. Script written between the script tags is not useful for Google crawler and it will be ignored completely. Webmasters use JavaScript code to run Applet, AJAX code or any other program that run in a new window.

Duplicate Links: If your web pages has more then one link for the same web page then Google crawler only count the first one.

Linking points on Same Webpage: This time of web pages you find when the information on web page is too large and the user may not interested in all the information, so the webmaster creates page that will link to the same webpage points.

Multimedia Content: Google crawler does not pay attention to images, Flash content, Video and other multimedia content. Text surrounding to any multimedia content is May notice by Google and other search engine crawlers.

Boolean Words: Words like a, an, the, is, etc don’t make any sense for Google crawler. If you are optimizing your website only for Google then don’t use these keywords, for other search engine crawlers these keywords may make some sense.

Tehzeeb kahan milegi,
Tujhe is wehshat mein
aur pyar kahan milega,
Tujhe is shahar mein
Dil chup raha, kuch na kaha
Suna gham judai ka bara
Mujhe aazma, sun le dua
Kyun tu rahay, yoon khafa
Aeitbaar kahan milega
Tujhe is shahar mein
aur pyar kahaan milay ga
Tujhe is shahar mein
Khwaboun mein aa
Chehra dikha
Raatoun ko day din naya
Mujhe aazma, sun le dua
Kyun tu rahe yoon khafa

Teri aankhein teray dil ki sari batein kahein
Aaj mehkein saray pal hi kai sapnay bunein….

Rastay khatan yay choti choti khushiyan yahan
Chunn lein aaj jo bhi milein…..

Is zameen ki yehi dastaan hay
Jism aur jaan aik din to hona hay
Na rahay…….

Kitni sadiyan na janay khamoshi say yunhi guzarti gayeen
Waqt kay behtay darya mein jab tak saansein rahen tu hay meri……
Aik hay rung jo yay sansaar sara roshan karay
Koi ho sung, koi ho pyar pyara jeevan lagay.

Raste khatan yay choti choti khushiyan yahan
Chunn lein aaj jo bhi milain…..

Artist: Seal
Song: Get It Together

Lyrics:
Now’s the time for stepping out of place
Get up on your feet and give account of your faith
Pray to god or something or whatever you do
What I see can make me stop and stare
But who am I to judge the color of your hair
Surely all you’re feeling much the same as I do

We got to keep this world together, got to keep it moving straight
Love like we need each other, so that people can relate
If you’re going to your left, don’t forget I’m on the right
Trust and forgive each other
A little love and we just might
(We gotta do something, we gotta do something, we gotta do something)
Thinking of the troubles of today is it easier to put that gun away
Or is it difficult to stop the world to show you care
Everything, everyone we know is beautiful
Surely you will be the guide in light to see us all
Maybe we can be the vision of a perfect man’s dream

We got to keep this world together, got to keep it moving straight
Love like we need each other, so that people can relate
If you’re going to your left, don’t forget I’m on the right
Trust and forgive each other
A little love and we just might

(I have something, do you have something ’cause I have something for you)
(I have something, do you have something ’cause I have something for you)
(I have something, do you have something ’cause I have something for you)
(I have something for you)

We got to keep this world together, got to keep it moving straight
Love like we need each other, so that people can relate
If you’re going to your left, don’t forget I’m on the right
Trust and forgive each other
A little love and we just might

We got to keep this world together, got to keep it moving straight
Love like we need each other, so that people can relate
If you’re going to your left, don’t forget I’m on the right
Trust and forgive each other
A little love and we just might

Dard Se Meraa Daaman Bhar De Ya Allah,
Phir Chahe Hame Divana Kar De Ya Allah.

Mai-Ne Tujhse Chaand Sitaare Kab Maange,
Raushan Dil Bedaar Nazar De Yaa Allaah.

Suuraj Si Ek Chiz To Ham Sab Dekh Chuke,
Sach-Much Ki Ab Koi Sahar De Yaa Allaah.

Yaa Dharthi Ke Zakhmon Par Maraham Rakh De,
Yaa Mera Dil Pathar Kar De Yaa Allaah

Harivansh Rai Bachchan, father of Amitabh Bachchan

Drig dekh jahan tak paate hain,
Tam ka sagar lahrata hai

Phir bhi us paar khada koi,
Hum sabko kheench bulata hai

Mein aaj chala tum aaogi kal,
Parson sab sangi saathi

Duniya roti dhoti rahti,
Jisko jaana hai jaata hai
Mera to man hota dag mag,
Tat par ke hi halkoron se

Jab mein ekaaki pahunchunga,
Majhdhaar na jaane kya hoga

Is paar priye madhhu hai tum ho,
Us paar na jaane kya hoga

Woh lamhey, woh raatein..
Koi na jane, thi kaisi baatein
Woh barsaatein, woh bheegi bheegi yaadein..
Woh bheegi bheegi yaadein..

Na mein janoon, na tu jaane
Kaisa hai yeh aalam, koi na jaane
Phir kyun hai yeh tanhayee, kaisi hai yeh ruswayee..
Gum ho gaye tumm, kho gaye hum..
Woh lamhey, woh raatein..
Koi na jaane, thee kaisi baatein
Woh barsaatein, woh bheegi bheegi yaadein
Woh bheegi bheegi yaadein..
Saagar ki in lehron se gehra hai mera pyaar
Sehraon ki yeh hawaon mein kaise aayegi bahaar..
Phir kyun hai yeh tanhayee, kaisi hai yeh ruswayee..
Gum ho gaye tumm, kho gaye hum..

Andhi ho ya toofan ho, mere mann mein rahe tu sada
Koi apna ho ya paraya ho, usey dhoondoon mein kahaan..
Phir kyun hai yeh tanhayee, kaisi hai yeh ruswayee..
Gum ho gaye tum, kho gaye hum…

Woh lamhey, woh raatein, koi na jane
Theen kaisi baatein..
Wohh barsaatein, woh bheegi bheegi yaadein
Woh bheegi bheegi yaadein..

Kai Rahein Inn Rango Mein
Kai Rahein Inn Khuwabo Mein

Rangaon Mein , Khuwabon Mein Hum Sabhi
Nainan Mein , Akhiyann Mein , Tum Jo Kabhi

Zindagi, Zera Too Jhoom Ley
Apnay Gird Zera Too Jhoom Ley

Baant Ley saree Khushian
Bhula Dey Saray Gham
Rangaon Mein , Khuwabon Mein Hum Sabhi
Nainan Mein , Akhiyann Mein , Tum Jo Kabhi

Apnay Haath Too Zera Uthaa Ley
Maang Ley Rab se DUA

Baant Ley saree Khushian
Bhula Dey Saray Gham

Rangaon Mein , Khuwabon Mein Hum Sabhi
Nainan Mein , Akhiyann Mein , Tum Jo Kabhi

Teri ankhein ab hon gi na kabhi nam
Tu jo dekh lay to bhula doon sarey gham
Tu jo chahey to badlay ga mausam

Yeah jo pal hai inhein khushiyon se bhar lo tum
Who beetay din unhein yaad phir say yaad kar lo tum
Tu jo chahey to badlay ga musam

Yeah dil tu rona nahi Yeh khuwaab adhoray nahi
Yeh arman saray teray Hon gay poray sabhi
Ik din aaye gaa Tu yun gaye gaa
Aaaa a aa aaaaaa

Dill tu rona nahein Khawab adhorey nahein
Dill tu rona nahein Khawab adhorey nahein
Ik din aye ga
Ohohohohoohhhhhh

Teri yaad aye jab mujh ko, main laut aaon ga
Woh bheegi yaad aur baarish ki boondein
Main bheeg jaoon gaa

Faaslay simat na sakay raastay jo mitt na sakay
In faaslon ko simtana hai; in raaston pay

Yeh dil ki baat, koi jaaney na jaaney; main keh jaoon gaa
Woh teray saath guzaaray lamhay, na bhool paoon gaa
Jo sapnay sajaye dil se, khushi ke pal; bitaye mil kay
Kya paya main ney kya khoya
Kab jaga hoon main kab soya

Teri har baat rulaye jab mujh ko, main laut aaoon gaa
Teri woh chah, sataye jab mujh ko, main kho jaoon gaa

Na jaaney kab se, umeedein kuch baqee hein
Mujhe phir bhee teri yaad, kion aatee hai
Na jaaney kab se……..

Duur jitna bhi tum mujh se, paas terey mein
Abb to aadat see hai mujh ko, aise jeeney mein

Chahat aisee hai yeh teri, bhadtee jaye
Aahat aisee hai yeh teree, mujh ko sataye
Yadein gehri hein kitneee, dil doob jaye
Aur aankhon mein yeh ghum, nam ban jayee….

Abb to aadat see hai mujh ko……..

Sabhee raatein hein, sabhee baatein hein
Bhulla do unhein, mitta do unhein………
Aa aa aaaaaaaaa

In rastoon pe chal ke
In aatishoon pe jal ke
Kabhi ghiray, Kabhi bahay

Khawabon ke toofaan se guzar ke
Parbatoon ke aasmaan par utar ke
Kabhi ghiray, Kabhi bahay

Yehi Pukaar hai, Yehi Aag hai
Yehi Pukaar hai, Yehi Aag hai

Torro in zanjeeron ko
In zanjeeron ko
Choroo is aag ko
Iss aag ko…

Iss bay hassi pe ghir kay
Iss bay bassi pe ghir kay
Kabhi ghiray, Kabhi bahay

Nafraton ke makaan se guzar ke
Chahaton ke shahra se guzar ke
Kabhi ghiray, Kabhi bahay…

Yehi Pukaar hai, Yehi Aag hai
Yehi Pukaar hai, Yehi Aag hai

Torro in zanjeeron ko
In zanjeeron ko
Choroo is aag ko
Iss aag ko…

Jaltay rahenge ham kab tak
Chaltay rahain ge ham tab tak
Aaj ham aik insaan banatay hain
Nai roshi, nai manzil patay hain

Torro in zanjeeron ko
In zanjeeron ko
Choroo is aag ko
Iss aag ko…

Yehi Pukaar hai, Yehi Aag hai

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed.  So if your number is 1254 mark 4521.

The ATM machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief.

This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this.

THE FOLLOWING IS THE CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, “I love you”, mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, “I’m sorry”, look the person in theeye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN.
Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R’s:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE.
Spend some time alone.

THIS IS NOT A STORY, BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An Employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground Garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000″

The Indian replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return”

Ah, the mind of the Indian…

This is why India is shining…

Cell phones are everywhere. Most of us don’t even think twice about taking them everywhere we go – and hooking them up to headphones and our computers. And that’s just what hackers may be ready to exploit.

Cell phones could be the new front door key to your computer… and all the personal data that’s on it.

Computer security experts say that cell phones are posing a greater threat to personal information because hackers are turning their attention to the ubiquitous devices. A growing number of cell phones are smart phones, which contain not just phone numbers, but documents, banking details and other information. Three years ago, hackers created a Bluetooth-based virus that could be sent wirelessly. That virus packed only a message. But new variants can cause cell phones to crash, reset, and even capture information.

To protect yourself, keep your Bluetooth connection OFF whenever you’re not using it, and make sure your next antivirus program for your computer contains protection for your smartphone.

Sometimes some of your friends who appear offline in yahoo messenger may not be actually offline. They may in the ‘Invisible’ mode. This maybe if they are trying to ignore you or are too busy to talk to anyone. There is this small trick that you can use to find out what the truth is.

* Open your yahoo messenger main window and double click on the name of the person whom you want to check. The chat window will open obviously.

* Click IMVironment button, select See all IMVironments, select Yahoo! Tools or Interactive Fun, and click on Doodle.

* After loading the Doodle imvironment, there can be two possibilities. If the user is offline, then Doodle will show this “waiting for your friend to load Doodle” continuously.