Mujhe Mere Mitne Ka Gam Hai To Ye Hai,
Tumhen Bevafaa Kah Raha Hai Zamana,

Ay Humnawa, Meri Qabr Pe Tum Na Aana,
Tumhen Dekh Kar Shaq Karega Zamana…

Ho Jaaiye Begaane Aap Shauq Se Sanam
Aapki Hoon Aapki Rahungi Aitbaar Kijiye

Parhne Waale Hi Darr Jaayen Dekh Kar Isey
Kitaab-E-Dil Ko Itna Naa Daaghdar Kijiye

Naa Majboor Kijiye, Ke Main Unko Bhool Jaaon
Mujhe Meri Wafaaon Ka Na Gunehgar Kijiye

In Jalte Diyon Ko Dekh Kar Naa Muskuraiye
Zara Hawaaon Ke Chalne Ka Intezaar Kijiye

Karna Hai Ishq Aapse Karte Rahenge Hum
Jo Bhi Karna Hai Aapko Mere Sarkaar , Kijiye

Phir Sapnon Ka Ashiyan Bana Liya Hai Maine
Phir Aandhiyon Ko Aap khabardar Kijiye

Hamen Naa Dikhaiye Ye Daulat Yeh Shohrat
Hum Pyaar Ke Bhokhe Hain Hamen Pyaar Kijiye

Raah-e-Wafa Main Dard K Hathon
Aise Mujhey Majhboor Na Kar
Dekh Mujhey Tu Nazaroon Se
Apni Door Na Kar
Jeevan Ka Safar Tanha Ab Mujhse Nahi Kat Tha
Aa Jaao Harjai Ghum Mera Nahi Ghat Tha

Dekh Main Zakhmoon Ki Es
Aag Main Jalta Rahta Hoon
Bhier Main Ghum Ki Tanha
Chalta Rahta Hooon
Badal Yeh Jafaon Ka Mere Sar Se Nahi Hat tha
Aa Jaao Harjai Ghum Mera Nahi Ghat Tha

Tere Bina Dil Mera Ek Pal Bhi Nahi Lagta
Aa Jaao Harjai Ghum Mera Nahi Ghat Tha

Type: Qawwali

Tumhen dil lagi bhool jani padegi
Muhabbat ki rahon mein aa kar to dekho
TaDapane pe mere na phir tum hasoge
Kabhi dil kisi se laga kar to dekho

Wafaon ki humse tawwaqo nahin hai
Magar ek baar aazamaa kar to dekho
Zamaney ko apanaa banaa kar to dekha
Hamey bhi tum apana banaa kar to dekho

Khuda ke liye chor do abb yeh parda
Ke hain aaj hum tum nahi ghair koi
Shab-e-vasl bhi hai hijaab iss khadr kyun
Zara rukh se aanchal utha kar to dekho

Jafa’ein bahut ki bahut zulm Dhaye
Kabhi ek nigah-e-karam iss taraf bhi
Hamesha huey dekh kar mujh ko barham
Kisi din zara muskura kar to dekho

Jo ulfat mein har ek sitam hai gawara
Yeh sab kuch hai paas-e-wafa tumse warna
Sataatey ho din raat jis tarah mujh ko
Kisi ghair ko yun sataakar to dekho

Agar’chey kisi baat per woh khafa hain
To acha yehi hai tum apni sahi karlo
Woh maaney na-maaney yeh marzi hai unki
Magar unko ‘PURNAM’ manaa kar to dekho

Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Dukh dard-o-alam gham katt-tay hain
Hasnain ke sadqay batt-tay hain
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Khaday huwe hain sar-e-rehguzar madinay mein
Hazaaron shamme hazaaron qamar madinay mein
Sataale jitna sataaye mujhe gham-e-doori
Nikaal dhoop mein saari kasar, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Kuch aisi bheed lagjaati hai shah-e-deen ke rozay par
Hawaa ko raasta mushkil se milta hai
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Hawaayen bhi adab ke saath chalti hain
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Ghamon se jab bhi tabiyet malool hoti hai
Toh shaabgaam banaam-e-rasool hoti hai
Khud is duwa mein Mohammed ka waasta shaamil
Huzoor-e-haq mein yakeenan qubool hoti hai
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Haath mein tasbeeh baghal mein musalla
Lab pe jaari Allah Allah
Kehti hui pohunchi Baitullah
Aur pukaari aye mere Allah
Too gada ko jo nawaaze toh shahenshah banay
Aur yateemon ko jo chahe toh payyambar karde
Aye mere Allah

(Toh sadaa parde se aayi)

Mere parde mein wehdat ke siwa kya hai
Jo toh tujhe lena hai lay
Mohammed ke shaher mein, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Kyun aa ke ro raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Kyun aa ke ro raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Har dard ki dawaa hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Har dard ki dawaa hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Aao gunahgaaron chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Wo bargaah-e-naaz-e-rasool-e-arabi hain
Palkon ka jhapakna bhi wahan pe adab hi hai
Chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Wahan sarr jhukaate hain Auliya
Wahan paon rakhna rawaan nahi
Nazaan hai jis pe husn wo husn-e-rasool hai
Ye kehkashaan toh aapke kadmon ki dhool hai
Taiba ke raaste ka toh kaanta bhi phool hai
Aye rehrawaan-e-shaukh chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Begaana-e-irfaan ko haqeeqat ki khabar kya
Jo aapse waakif na ho, wo ahl-e-nazar kya
Manzoor-e-nazar kaun hua iski khabar kya
Wo fazl pe ajaye toh phir aib-o-hunar kya
Taamil ko darr-e-yaar ke sajdon se na roko
Qurbaan jahan dil ho, wahan keemat-e-sarr kya
Chalo sarr ke ball chalen

Aao gunahgaaron chalo sarr ke ball chalen
Tauba ka darr khula hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Tauba ka darr khula hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Tauba ka darr khula hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Kadmon ne unke khaak ko kundan banadiya
Kadmon ne unke khaak ko kundan banadiya
Teri nigaah se jalwe bhi mehr-o-maah banay
Jagaye besar-o-samaan jahan panaah banay
Huzoor hi ki karam mein diye tasalli bhi
Huzoor hi mere gham mein meri panaah bane
Wohi maqaam mohabbat ke jalwa-gaah banay
Jahaan jahaan se wo guzre jahan jahan pohunchay
Kadmon ne unke khaak ko kundan banadiya
Kadmon ne unke khaak ko kundan banadiya
Mitti bhi Keeniya hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Mitti bhi Keeniya hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Sadqa lutaa raha hai, Khuda unke naam ka
Sona nikal raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Sona nikal raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Sab toh jhuke hain khana-e-kaaba ke saamne
Kaaba jhuka hua hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Hajiyon aao shahenshaah ka roza dekho
Kaaba ko dekh chuke kaabe ka kaaba dekho
Madina wo hai ke ye ja ja ke sajda karta hai
Kaaba jhuka hua hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Phool gulaab ka aapke chehre jaisa lagta hai
Aur chamakta chaand nabi ka talwa lagta hai
Kaaba khud taiba ki jaanib jhukta lagta hai
Kaabe ke kaaba sarkaar ka roza lagta hai
Kaaba jhuka hua hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Saaya nahi hai gumbad-e-khizra ka abidi
Khicha kuch is milaal-i-shaan se naksha Mohammed ka
Ke naqqash-e-azal bhi hogaya shaida Mohammed ka
Koi kya dekhta aks-e-kadd-e-wala Mohammed ka
Saraapa noor tha wo kaamat-e-sebaa Mohammed ka
Kisi waaiz nazar aata na tha sayaa Mohammed ka
Saaya nahi hai gumbad-e-khizra ka abidi
Zinda ye mojeza hai Mohammed ke shaher mein

Aye ‘Raaz’ too toh HIND mein maujood hai magar
Din raath padh raha hai Mohammed ke shaher mein

Poocho usi se kya hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Ek baar jo gaya hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Taalib hain unse auliya aur ambiya tamaam
Bakshish karam ataa hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Sairaab kar rahi hai jo saare jaahan ko
Rahmat ki wo ghata hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Duniya ke khaak chaanke jo kuch na paa saka
Sab kuch usay mila hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Sab kuch usay mila hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Tanweer kibriya hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Jalwon ka silsila hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Laazim hai ehteraam ke nazron se dekhna
Kya jaane koun kya hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Har shaks ki zubaan se dauraan-e-guftgoo
Quraan bolta hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Quraan bolta hai Mohammed ke shaher mein

Baab-e-asar khula hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Maqbool har dua hai Mohammed ke shaher mein
Dhoka fareb jhoot dagha aur kalaam badd
Koi na jaanta hai Mohammed ka sheher mein
Behre salaam aate hain hardam malayeka
Jaari ye silsila hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Dhoonda khuda ko dhoondne waalon ne har jagah
Lekin khuda mila hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Lekin khuda mila hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Allah Abu Turaab ke sajda ke ehmiyat
Suraj palat raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Suraj palat raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Ek roz ibrahim se namrood ye kehne laga
Sab toh kehte hain mujhe, too kyun nahi kehta khuda
Bole ibrahim pehle waada kar is baath ka
Maghrib se suraj ko utha, beshak too phir mera khuda
Ek roz ka hai waqiya, aye mominon sunna zara
Zaanon pe sarr rakh ke ALI ke so rahe thay Mustafa
Waqt-e-asar jaata raha, maghrib ka waqt aane laga
Is fikr mein sher-e-khuda ronay lagay
Ansoo rooh-e-Mohammed par giray
Uththay Mohammed Mustafa, bole Mohammed Mustafa
Rotay ho kyun sher-e-khuda
Ranjh hai tumhe kis baath ka
Bole Ali-e-murtaza, waqt-e-asar jaata raha
Kaise karoon sajda adaa
Bole Mohammed Mustafa, aao idhar sher-e-khuda
Ungli shahadat ki utha, maghrib ki jaanib ko kiya
Maghrib se suraj phir utha, waqt-e-asar phir hogaya
Allah Abu Turaab ke sajda ke ehmiyat
Suraj palat raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein
Suraj palat raha hai, Mohammed ke shaher mein

Kyoon pooch they ho, kya tum se kahoon
Main kis liye jeeta hoon
Shayad ke kabhi mil jaao kahin, main iss liye jeeta hoon
Kyoon poonch tey ho, kya tum se kahoon
Main kis liye jeeta hoon.
Shayad ke kabhi mil jaao kahin, main iss liye jeeta hoon

Jeene ka mujhe kuch shauq nahi
Jeene ka mujhe kuch shauq nahi
Bus waqt guzzara karta hoon
Kuch dher ulajh kar yadoon main,
Duniya sai kanara karta hoon
Marta bhi ussi ki khatir hoon, main jis liye jeeta hoon
Shayad ke kabhi mil jaao kahin, main iss liye jeeta hoon

Main hoon kay sulaghta raheta hoon,
Main hoon kay sulagta rehta hoon
Bujh tha bhi nahi, jalta bhi nahi
Dil hai ke tadapta rehta hai,
Rukta bhi nahi, chalta bhi nahi
Jeenay ki tamanna mit bhi chuki, fir kis liye jeeta hoo
Shayad ke kabhi mil jaao kahin, main iss liye jeeta hoon

Kyoon poochte ho, kya tum se kahoon
Main kis liye jeeta hoon
Shayad ke kabhi mil jaao kahin, main iss liye jeeta hoon

Are you lucky?

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Eid Aake Gayi
Par Deedh Tumhari Na Hui,
Sab Gale Mil Mil Ke Hans Rahe They
Apne Apne Yaar Se,
Hum Toh Gale Mil Mil Ke Ro Rahe They
Dar-e-Deevar Se….

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Chand Ko Khud Par Guroor Hai,
Ki Uske Paas Noor Hai.
Ham Kis Par Guroor Kare…
Hamara Toh Chand Hamse Door Hai…..

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I was not updating this blog for some time as I was buzy with some other work. Please accept my apologies and continue reading….

Thanks
Munna

If you find any important documents like Driving License, Ration Card, Passport, Credit Card, Bank Passbook, Voter’s Card etc. that is missed by someone; simply put them into nearby Post boxes. ‘They will be delivered to the owner and postal fee or fine will be collected from them”. Pass on this useful information to all you know.

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thanx for read my message
take care

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Some Day you will Cry For Me, Like I Cried For You…

Some Day You will Miss Me,
Like I missed You…

Some Day You will LOVE me,
But, Not as Much as  I LOVE YOU…

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Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko
Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko…
Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati,
Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko..

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto.
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’?
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview:

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…
He drank poison & said: Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha…
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bivi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: King Ashoka’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Ashoka”s skeleton when he was child
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Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo. Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
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Samsung Electronics
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Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.
Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?
Operator: I think you mean the telephone point on the wall.
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RAC Motoring Services
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Caller: Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?
Operator: Doesn’t the product name give you a clue?
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in France):
If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?
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Directory Enquiries
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Caller: I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please.
Operator: I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct?
Caller: Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: Woven? Are you sure?’
Caller: Yes. That’s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on.
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Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer: OK.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.
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Tech Support: OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?
Customer: Wow. How can you see my screen from there?
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Caller: I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realized that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?
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Must Read it:

There’s always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for ‘Termination without Cause’.

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now, I know why they record these conversations! ):

Operator: Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?’
Caller: ‘Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect. ‘
Operator: ‘What sort of trouble??’
Caller: ‘Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the  words went away.’
Operator: ‘Went away?’
Caller: ‘They disappeared. ‘
Operator: ‘Hmm So what does your screen look like now?’
Caller: ‘Nothing.’
Operator: ‘Nothing??’
Caller: ‘It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.’
Operator: ‘Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??’
Caller: ‘How do I tell?’
Operator: ‘Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??’
Caller: ‘What’s a sea-prompt?’
Operator: ‘Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?’
Caller: ‘There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.’
Operator: ‘Does your monitor have a power indicator??’
Caller: ‘What’s a monitor?’
Operator:           ‘It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have       a little light that tells you when it’s on??’
Caller: ‘I don’t know.’
Operator: ‘Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??’
Caller: ‘Yes, I think so.’
Operator: ‘Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.
Caller: ‘Yes, it is.’
Operator: ‘When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??’
Caller: ‘No.’
Operator: ‘Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.’
Caller: ‘Okay, here it is.’
Operator: ‘Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.’
Caller: ‘I can’t reach.’
Operator: ‘Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??’
Caller: ‘No.’
Operator: ‘Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??’
Caller: ‘Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle – it’s because it’s dark.’
Operator: ‘Dark??’
Caller: ‘Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: ‘Well, turn on the office light then.’
Caller: ‘I can’t.’
Operator: ‘No? Why not??’
Caller: ‘Because there’s a power failure.’
Operator: ‘A power……. .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now.
Operator: Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??’
Caller: ‘Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.’
Operator: ‘Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.’
Caller: ‘Really? Is it that bad?’
Operator: ‘Yes, I’m afraid it is.’
Caller: ‘Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??’
Operator: ‘Tell them you’re too f***ing  stupid to own a computer!!!! !
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Here are some ideas which could be beneficial in keeping your relationship fresh throughout the twelve months. The basic idea involved is to be ‘romantic’:

A cute greeting card:
You must have felt on many occasions how important the greeting cards are. Without any special occasion, you could give your partner a card with the theme ‘I love you’.

Leave hand-written notes for your sweetheart :
If you don’t fancy giving the card directly in hand, you could write ‘I Love You’ on a paper, on a dry leaf (if you know bit of art), on an envelope with some tiny gift inside (Like a pen, a key chain) and hide it in his/her drawer or his/her wallet. It would be a real fun for him/her to find these notes. Try It! These will make him/her feel special.

Magic of touch heal :
It is said that ‘Human touch is a great healer’. Now, whenever you get a chance and as often you can remember touch his/her knee, shoulder, hand or back with your hand.

Arrange a surprise picnic :
You arrange a day out to a park with her/him. This could be more loving if it is a surprise picnic. It would show that you are willing to go an extra mile to keep your relationship alive.

Hold the face to make him/her feel extra special :
You could hold his/her face in your hands; this is also a loving human touch. It might connect you back to the good old, your first days.

A beautiful Massage for your sweetheart :
You could give foot rubs (You could use some essential oils); shoulder rubs to each other which will give relaxation to his/her body.

Share Some Activities to give comfort :
Try out things which are not done in the normal routine likewise you could share some of his/her activities while giving a level of ‘comfort’ to your partner. You could help out in cooking, in hanging out the clothes, looking after the baby while she could have a nap, help cleaning his/her vehicle etc.

Sing a romantic song to show how much you love him/her :
You could sing a song he/she loves. You don’t have to be a good singer for this. The main thing you try achieving here is to give a ‘Comfort Zone’ to the person.

Cooking :
If most of the time she is cooking for you, how about getting up little early and makes a nice meal/breakfast and have it together, in the bed or at the table. It could be a surprise meal.

Surprise :
Without any occasion, you could surprise him/her by giving a beautiful flower of his/her choice. Hopefully you will try these tips, and be happy to be successful. Make your relationship alive and loving. That is life!

If you got any helpful tips, please add them in comment section. It will help readers to happily live their life with their loved one.

Thanks
Munna

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Girl 1  Says :

Hmm
You got to do it, when she least expects it, but dont forget it HAS to be romantic!
Every girl, dreams of the day, the guy will go on his knees and ask her to marry him. Plan it out, you can do it in two ways:
1) Go with her somewhere fun and then get all romantic, maybe a night at the hotel, or at a spa or sth
2) Go out with her to dinner, and do it old school..
But lsn watever you do. Do NOT let her get an idea you are gna propose to her, it GOT to be a surprise, and trust me, if its a surprise, it will be amazing no matter how you’ll do it
Hope it works out propose
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Girls 2 Says:

I’m a romantic, but I don’t like ‘cheesy’ proposals – so I’d hate if the ring was hidden in the cake or in a glass of champagne, or if a waiter did that movie thing of bringing a red rose and a ring…well, not *hate*, but I would be too busy laughing at the lameness to respond!

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Personally I’d like to be proposed somewhere intimate with personal meaning – the place we had our first date, the house/flat we’re moving into (I have a vision of walking in through the door when we first move in and there’s a romantic dinner set out and he gets right down on one knee – lovely). It’d be nice to be proposed to on my birthday as well – best present in the world! As long as I love him and want to marry him and it is done with some thought (not just him turning to me one day and saying ‘let’s get married!’) then really it doesn’t matter.

Although I do have a cute story about a friend’s proposal – she walked into her house on Valentine’s day and found a rose on the doormat and a trail of rose petals, which she followed through the house and out onto the terrace where her boyfriend was waiting on one knee. Lovely.
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Girl 3 Says:

I think you should do it on Christmas morning, tie a string to her ring finger, and then from the other end let the ring slide down or maybe a puppy and put the ring on the collar. Either way i hope you make it romantic and definitely a story that you’ll be able to tell your children and grandchildren. All women want their ways that they were proposed to to be more memorable than any could ever be
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Girl 4 Says:

In private some where special. my man asked me to marry him on a pier at Lake Michigan in a town Called frankfort. we were the only ones on the Pier that day.. you can do it on christmas even in the morning you can cook her breakfast put one rose with the breakfast after she is done eating you hand he one red rose tell how much you love her and how much you want to spend the rest of your life with her. hand her the ring in a nice wrapped up box then ask her to marry her.
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Girl 5 Says:

This is how id like to be proposed to on Christmas day… Somewhere not too special, no huge dinner and good wine, it will give away the surprise.

I would like it under the stars somewhere, on the beach watching the sun set. tell her that you will be exchanging gifts at your special gifts away from family and friends.

If she likes chocolates of perfume (i am a perfume lover) remove the contents and place the ring box inside. wrap as normal… give her your gift first, she would not expect the proposal. once she has removed the box, propose…

I think its a sweet way…

Just my idea… hope it helps in some way…
Im a simple girl- dont get me wrong- i like being spoilt, i just would like my proposal to be something more than supper and wine… simple is important to me… i would never forget that!
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Girl 6 Says:

take her to the restaurant you had on your first date, then take her to a movie of her choice…… if she chooses a romantic movie….and there s a romantic scene, propose to her there……I always wanted to be proposed at this theme park in our state,,,,theres about roller coasters…. nothing huge like kings Island, but still nice.
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Girl 7 Says:

My fiancee and I lived 2000km apart from each other when we met. So we used flights each month to see each other. After two years he go a job this side and moved here. The day he arrived, I waited for him at the airport….then a man walked up to me and gave me a red rose…I was like “what?!….then another guy with another single red rose and a lady with another….till all the passengers got of the plane…last but not least my fiancee got off…with a single white rose in his hand…went down on his knee and proposed….

This is our story I hope it’ll ive you inspiration to not only do something special for this girl but also to do something unique!

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If you got any experience, idea or tips on proposing  girls, please add it in below comment box. Let readers succeed in proposing their girls.

GOOD LUCK!

Thanks
Munna

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. … so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice … very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! … very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them If they are serious in your relationships.

34. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

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What do u think?

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down .

Lonely I’m Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I’m so lonely,
cause nobody knows what i’m feeling
Nobody knows

Nobody knows but me
That I sometimes cry
If I could pretend that I’m asleep When my tears start to fall
I peek out from behind these walls
I think nobody knows
Nobody knows no
I’ve always needed some body to guide me to the right way, cause I walk alone

Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Mobilink to Ufone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spent half of the day talking with Salman. Sara’s family knew about their relationship. Salman was very close with Sara’s family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away please bury me with my handphone”. She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn’t carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn’t. Everybody had tried to carry the coffin; the result is still the same. Eventually, they called the Maulvi sahib. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here”. Then her friends told the Maulvi sahib about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All were shocked.

Sara’s parents did not inform Salman that Sara had passed away. After 2 weeks Salman called Sara’s mom.

Salman: “I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don’t tell Sara that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”

Her mother replied: “You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.”

After he came, they told him the truth about Sara. Salman thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “don’t try to fool me… Tell Sara to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense”. Then they showed him her grave.

He said… “It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Salman was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. “See this is from Sara, see this…” He showed the phone to Sara’s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Sara & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Maulvi sahib’s help again. The Maulvi sahib brought his aide to solve this matter. He & his aide worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing…

Ufone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, their network follows!!!

Never in my life have I read such a Post…Wasted ten minutes coz of this… What do you think…?

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A class teacher once said:
“pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

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Once a Hindi Teacher said:
“I’m going out of the world to America..”.. ..lol…

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A professor said:
“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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A class teacher:
Dont..laugh at the back benches…Otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem and then she said:
“Why is fan not oning?” (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood…
“Write down ur name and father of ur name!!”

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A professor:
“Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

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“Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me”……
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The Manager started like this:
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board.

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“Will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
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Librarian Scold: “If u will talk again, I will kneel down outside”
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A Chemistry HOD comes and says:
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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“Tomorrow call ur parents, especially MOTHER and FATHER”
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A class teacher:
“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!”
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Our lab assistant said this when a student wrote wrong code..
“I understand. u understand. Computer how understand??

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When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

Even though I said that final good-bye
Even though it was all up to me
I still cry
I still cry for when we were the best of friends
For the nights we spent together
And for what was never suppose to be
I cry not for u or me but because of what was never there
I cry for what was in my mind and how it will never be again
To stop crying is something I somewhat learned from u
Too many kisses led to the tragedy
Too many hugs that felt for nothing
Too many tears frozen just because of that one simple good-bye
Too many emotions defrosted because I stood up for myself and lost someone special
But that’s in the past and that’s where it needs to stay
Forever I will remember the frozen tear that meant so much to me and nothing to u
One more frozen tear cried and I will forever say my final good-bye

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

Meiney tab sey kisi phool ko dekha bhi nahi,
Tum ko jab se socha hey, Phir tum ko hi socha hey
Tumharey siwa, kisi aur ko socha bhi nahi
Tum ko maloom ho shayad ya na ho kabhi…..!

If A Girl slaps a Boy: Definitely the Boy would have “done something”.
If Boy Slaps a Girl: Rascal, doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”.

If a Girl is talking to Boys: She is “Very Friendly”.
If a Boy talks to a Girl: He is “Flirting”.

If a Girl meets with an accident, Then its: “mistake of others”.
If a Boy meets with same accident: “Don’t you know how to Drive?”.

11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to, where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.
71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.

The Power Of Respect:
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect asks yourself, “What do I respect about myself?” To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself “What do I respect about them?”

The Power Of Giving:
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.

The Power Of Friendship:
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other’s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

The Power Of Touch:
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The Power Of Letting Go:
If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it’s yours, if it doesn’t, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. “Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me – today is the beginning of a new life.”

The Power Of Communication:
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: “I Love you.” Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word – it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and.. Why are you waiting?

The Power Of Commitment:
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.

The Power Of Passion:
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The Power Of Trust:
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels wrapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, “Do I trust them completely and unreservedly? ” If the answer is “no”, think carefully before making a commitment.

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A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately, the girl died…. When dying, she said..
“Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche,
Thu milega mujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par thu tho ab ek bewafa nikla,
Ek thu hi nahi tha mere Janaze ke peeche”

That time the boy said..
“Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche,
Mai milunga tujse har gali, har darwaza ke peeche.
Par tum ne hi mudke na dekha..
Ek aur Janaza tha tere Janase ke peeche”